Enzer0's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[TANKMEN .5]

Meh

Need some solid humour, animation was good so is sound, apart from the fact it's only one voice throughout. So to me - Same shit different day.

[Resident Evil 3 parody]

Hrmm

This was great. Longer with voice overs and yeah = you're onto a winner

WhiteSpade responds:

thx OwO

[Alex Seryoua Promo Loop]

Another Cloverfield

J J Abrams Would love this. Nicely done - But this is just a teaser so i can judge anything yet

danomano65 responds:

exactly.

[halloweengetcandy/2]

Stop This...

The whole clock crew thing is wearing extremely thin - You guys are flooding Newgrounds with nonsense and nothing but idiotic shorts that A. make no sense and B. Have no comedy value what so ever - So please invest time in something a bit more productive. And if you're thinking "Well screw you buddy, i have loads of clock crew friends and your just a no good loser" thats not how it works - No matter how many of the talentless clocks spit random abuse at me and people like me you all know we are right., and we all know you just want a bit of fame - This isn't directed to you but to all the clock crew - Enough is enough...

Carbonwater responds:

Shut up.

[The Seashell]

Simple and short - very nice

Your style is nice reminds me of alot of kids cartoons and so is really successful your short story had a nice twist and your animation was frame by frame and smooth - Great, the only reason you got a 9 was because it was rather short but never-the-less it was great!

Well Done- Enzer0 OS

[360 - Console Wars]

Alright

Erm... No offense, but I don't think this is front page material -

And all three suck - I have a 360

Wii - Just does not suit this generation of graphics or gameplay and it's not aimed at us Teenagers anymore... or at least thats how it certainly seems. I as a 3D animator look at it's extensive polycounts... I could make a Wii Game in a night - No effort has been put into it's games - None.

PS3 - Its calabration is ridiculas, It's way too expensive and it gets so hot... You want internet access, get a computer - It's much better than this 56k dialup fryingpan. As for being the best of the three - Show us, we havent seen anything unique yet.

360 - The 360 should just shut up, it's so loud! And crashes like every 2 minutes! Not to mention the multitude of other problems! i.e cracking my discs in half (Wtf?!) And now they bring out the Elite 360... (Black with HDMI) Why didn't you bring that out first?!

[BonusStage:TheLostEpisode]

In Two Minds.

This animation seemed very, well sloppy... You can animate well i'll give you that but the illustrations were just dire and failed to impress. Interesting style but again just seemed that laziness may have been the element present. For the humour, it wasn't great nothing that histerical in there at all, the whole next gen cons has been and gone. And saying "The Full Episode Is On My Website" disobeys one of the rules of NG, Your animation should not have anything to do with directing people to your Site!

BSMattW responds:

Sorry, I'll make sure to put in more eye-gouging gradients and motion tweens next time!!